duminică, 9 august 2009

Top 10 stupid things to do when it rains ...

Im sure u were at some point in ur life stuck in ur home because it was raining outside and wondered wtf should u do. Well today is my turn so i decided to make a list of the stupidest things u can do. So here it is:

The GrandMaster's top 10 stupid things u can do while it rains:

1: try to see if u get wet running like an idiot from point A to point B.
2: act like a hero and save an imaginary kitten stuck in a tree.
3: while doing #1 u can stop at any point and do the sun dance ... who knows
4: grab some slippers (not a must tho) and go walking pretending it aint raining
5: look outside ur window and stare at the person next door (if ur lucky it might be a cool girl tho chances are slim)
6: make proper use of the available technology, make phonecalls to random numbers acting as u knew them
7: If u have a car be sure to let every pedestrian know whos the king of the road by giving them a nice splash
8: ofc u can always grab a shovel/stick/broom and act like king leonidas defending the narrow coridor of ur hallway
9: get ur vacuum cleaner and start vacuming (not ur house ofc ^^). U can get some real cool hairstyles with it ... original 2 :P
10: open ur window and yell invented words while having a trance like face, if for some reason the rain stops, ull be seen as a prophet

Friendfinder - find friends,love,fun

As an almost 20 year old student i can tell u dating can sometimes be tricky. I mean finding someone that more or less matches ur idea of "The One" is not as easy as it seems. While i strongly do not reccomend online dating or chat this site gives u the oportunity to meet people from ur area, so u can then go out with. U can find new friends or search for the ellusive "One" and u can do it while having fun along the way. Free to join, so why not give it a shot :D

vineri, 7 august 2009

21 century fact #2:

For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.

Space conquiztadors


Of course we all know men have ventured out in space to try to conquer this final frontier. From the first time we set foot on the moon (although there are many who still believe that the apollo mission was a huge political fake) to our days when we have the international space station always enhabited this century will undoubtebly be the one of space exploration much like the spanish conquiztadors in America (lets hope not with greed in mind). It has been said that by 2020 there will be the first hotel on the moon (most likely it will be on a space station). Even tho i may not live long enough to see it im quite sure humanity will eventually leave earth behind (after stripping every last resource available ofc) and move to conquer other planets.

Personal Computer

Probably the icon of the 21 century. It has become from a luxury to a must in a couple of years and is present in most of our homes. The thing that really bugs me whoever is that although they stores our personal stuff they all look the same. Heck 98% of them are white, dull looking boxes. Get some personal touches on it, make it something to be proud of. There are a tone of accesories u can get relativelly cheap to customize it. For the lazy ones there are even online shops which might have cheaper stuff. U can try one here and see if u like anything. Anyway my point is simple ... Go personalize ur pc ... color it, paint to, add lights ... make it ur dream pc :D

21 century fact #1:

80% of all pictures on the internet are of naked women.

Online work vs old fashion jobs

Im pretty sure u all have heard at some point in ur existance about how easy it is to make money online (thousands of dollars a month) and for some reason u didnt believed them. Of course alot of them are crap, scams that are designed to make u buy some books, packets that promise the world and leave u empty handed. The point is most of us fear online work because we tend to think its hard to control so we stick to our regular poorly paid full hour jobs. The truth is as usual somewhere in between. While it is fairly easy to gain money and alot using the internet, 98% of the offers are scams. If u can see the offers, tested and proven to work and stick to those u are on too a great start. The secret to online succes is ... uve guessed it ... TRAFFIC. Get traffic, get potential clickers,buyers for a hole pack of services,items which return to u as cash. The problem is u dont need any sort of traffic ... u need the targeted traffic. Here is where ur marketing skills come in. Creativity has a huge impact on ur succes 2. The internet offers a huge amount of marketing possibilities so its up to u to think outside the box. Bassicaly its exactly like ur normal job where u market ur products only that with the internet the marketplace is the hole world rather than ur town/country at most.