duminică, 9 august 2009

Top 10 stupid things to do when it rains ...

Im sure u were at some point in ur life stuck in ur home because it was raining outside and wondered wtf should u do. Well today is my turn so i decided to make a list of the stupidest things u can do. So here it is:

The GrandMaster's top 10 stupid things u can do while it rains:

1: try to see if u get wet running like an idiot from point A to point B.
2: act like a hero and save an imaginary kitten stuck in a tree.
3: while doing #1 u can stop at any point and do the sun dance ... who knows
4: grab some slippers (not a must tho) and go walking pretending it aint raining
5: look outside ur window and stare at the person next door (if ur lucky it might be a cool girl tho chances are slim)
6: make proper use of the available technology, make phonecalls to random numbers acting as u knew them
7: If u have a car be sure to let every pedestrian know whos the king of the road by giving them a nice splash
8: ofc u can always grab a shovel/stick/broom and act like king leonidas defending the narrow coridor of ur hallway
9: get ur vacuum cleaner and start vacuming (not ur house ofc ^^). U can get some real cool hairstyles with it ... original 2 :P
10: open ur window and yell invented words while having a trance like face, if for some reason the rain stops, ull be seen as a prophet

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